Sign outside church:


THIS IS A 'C H _ _ R C H'. What is missing?


Riddles
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Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Why do we have toswear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Loved the ten commandments! Get right to the point--maybe they'd allow these ones to be displayed in government buildings!

Remember, life is fragile, so handle with prayer.

Those were cute!

I sought to hear the voice of God,
And climbed the topmost steeple.
But God declared: "Go down again,
I dwell among the people."

-Louis I. Newman

Epigrams
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I sought to hear the voice of God,
And climbed the topmost steeple.
But God declared: "Go down again,
I dwell among the people."

-Louis I. Newman

Epigrams
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BILLBOARD MESSAGES

You think it's hot here? - God

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. - God

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. - God

What part of "thou Shalt Not..."didn't you understand? - God

Have you read my #1 best seller? (There will be a test) - God

Do you have any idea where you're going? - God

Let's meet at My house Sunday before the game. - God

That "love thy neighbor" thing, I meant it. - God

My way is the highway. - God

Don't make me come down there. - God

I don't question your existence. - God

Seen in a church newsletter: This publication tries to include something for everyone, therefore if you find a mistake, be assured we intentionally published it. It is put there for all the folks that are always looking for a mistake.

"So far today, God, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper. Haven't been grumpy, nasty or selfish. I'm really glad of that.

But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed; and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot of help."

Three Friends

Three friends die in a car accident, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say.......LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!!!!!

Why was Adam's first day so long?
There was no Eve.

Time Humor
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Footprints in the Sand

There was a man who, at low tide
Would walk with the Lord by his side
Jesus said "Now look back;
You'll see one set of tracks.
That's when you got a piggy-back ride."

-Author Unknown

Limericks
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"Christians don't have curse Words" ~ Tim Hawkins (Christian Comedian)

So funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YShtFyjsUVk

"Food Prayer" ~ Tim Hawkins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgfq0RxIakQ