A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
The "Christian Humor" discussion topic, as with all other humor in the Laughter Club, will be closely monitored for offensive language and unacceptable subject matter. Any entries in violation of these rules will be deleted without notice, and repeated violations can lead to members being banned from the Laughter Club. Members who wish to start separate discussion topics that deal with humor in other religions and belief systems are encouraged to do so (Jewish/Yiddish, Muslim, Atheism, Shintoism, Buddhism, et cetera). Have a blessed day! :-)
Because, they heard there was a new pasture!
They went to heaven and there before those 3 men stood God.
"Go down the slide and you will receive one wish what you wish for is what you get at the end of the slide, "boomed God's voice.
The first man slid down and said "SPORTS CAR" and sure-enough there was a sports car.
The second man went down and said "MONEY" and he received money.
The third man jumped down the slide and said "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
None. God made lighbulbs. Every photon is infallible. Changing them would be a sin. And they only burn out because of your sinful nature.
Might be offensive, but here goes anyways.
When Jesus was hanging on the cross he looked out into the crowd and saw St. Peter. He called out, "Peter. Peter. Come here." St. Peter tried to reach Jesus but the Roman soldiers around the foot of the cross pushed him back. He looked up and Jesus repeated, "Peter. Come here." So St. Peter tried again to reach the cross. This time the Roman soldiers knocked him down and kicked him a few times. Picking himself up, St. Peter heard Jesus calling to him again, so he dashed between two Roman soldiers and went right up to the foot of the cross, saying "Yes, Lord. . . ." And Jesus said, "Peter . . . I can see your house from here."
A woman brought her 4-month-old baby to visit her neighbor. The baby began to fuss soon after they arrived.
Roger, the 5-year-old son of the neighbor she visited said, "Where did you get this little baby from?"
"He was sent from Heaven," the mother replied.
As the infant continued to cry and yell, the little boy said, "I bet I know why he was sent from Heaven. God wanted it quiet up there!"
Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough. "Youâ??re not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're Hushers."
As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, Anyone here know how to pray? One man stepped forward. Aye, Captain, I know how to pray.
Good, said the captain, you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short.