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- Senior health care solution--according to Maxine So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 Members of...
- A little known fact.... The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874and the first helmet was used in 1974.It took 100 years for men to realise that their brains could also be important ...... Hpe you all know Cricket.....Jim xxx
- Four lady friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip - shopping, casinos, massages, facials.Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.Mary's friends are very upset that she...
- I'm sorry guys, I know I have been away fa a few years, I have had a hard time getting to grips with this MS,,,... I decided I was not gunna let it bother me or listen to anyone that MS did bother, with or without it,,,,, I came to terms with it by...
- I'm sorry guys,I know I have been away fa a few years, I have had a hard time getting to grips with this MS,,,... I decided I was not gunna let it bother me or listen to anyone that MS did bother with or without it,,,,, I came to terms with it by...
- Marriage advice, written by kids Some of these kids are destined to become marriage counselors! Enjoy! HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if youlike sports, she should...
- Advice for all new Tax or Benefits assessor and If you are trapped in a burning house or have been seriously injured and are bleeding to death,the new emergency number is:- ...
- just a few fa now......Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? ...
- THE TAXMAN COMETH At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue.While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle...
- Leather Dresses Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder ...
- My Dog Went to the JobCentre this morning to sign on my Dog.The woman said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefit".I explained to her that my Dog is black and White, unemployed,idle, can't speak English and has no clue who hisdad is. She looked in...
- This is alarming Beer contains female hormones!Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a...
- The Divorced Barbie Doll One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display...
- Brilliant defence to speeding !! - try it !This is good...................A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the carsalesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph;enjoying the wind blowing through what...
- A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born ?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with...