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- Been away but missed all the friends I made on here, wishing you all well,James x
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink abeer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns thebig white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do....Why?"The...
- Well here I go getting ready for work again.Sun is out birds are calling clock is ticking and me dog is barking.Car is sat there waiting for my comands, bless it, its so loyal. So all I have to do is stretch and take a deep breath and enjoy the day....
- A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne , wherein a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this storeONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the...
- Who Knew ?????? 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,let set five minutes...
- Hi all, I'm so happy to be back, missed so many of you but life changes things and I just have to go with the flow. anyways Love to you all and big hugs. XXX
- You're a 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded and dying in the jungle somewhere in the Central Highlands of Viet Nam . It's November 11, 1967. LZ (landing zone) X-ray.Your unit is outnumbered 8-1 and the enemy fire is so intense, from...
- Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least...
- THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPERFresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to myhusband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristicallytelling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with asuggestion.'If you...
- WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??? Try it without looking at answers. No peaking otherwise youll ruin it!!!! 1) Pick your Favourite number between 1- 9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3, then again multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...) 4)...
- WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??? Try it without looking at answers. No peaking otherwise youll ruin it!!!! 1) Pick your Favourite number between 1- 9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3, then again multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...) 4)...
- " Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her...
- This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.3. In one smooth...
- BBQ RULES We'll be entering the BBQ season in a few months . Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into...
- What Starts with F and ends with K? A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and...