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- What Religion is Your Bra?A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's and shyly walked up tothe woman behind the counter and said,'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '' What type of bra?'asked the clerk.'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more...
- Sorry guys...I'm such a pain ain't I Line up am Ready fa a slap Jim xx
- APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your...
- APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your...
- You lovers of the English language might enjoy this. English muffins weren'tinvented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its...
- Some Math + Logic:Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.)Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give...
- MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE - What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white...
- Hi all :It has come to my attention that for some of you on this great site, that my Joke's are Nasty or Offensive.Please understand that with me its quite refreshing to come away from the Doom and Gloom of the codition we all now as MS.I understand...
- A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hostedby a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the SergeantMajor for conversation."Excuse me,...
- HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCHJennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!A...
- An Important Message About Growing Old * * * * * * * * Bugger!! I forgot what I was going to tell you ... Oh well I can't do this fa ever without any responses.... Jim xxx
- The Journey of ManWhen I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big BreastsWhen I was 16, I had a girlfriend with big Breasts, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college...
- Four married blokes go biking. After an hour, the following conversation took place:First bloke: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out riding this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next...
- Life changing advice?? I love this Doctor! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste on exercise. ...
- Some of these kids are destined to become marriage counselors! Enjoy! HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if youlike sports, she should like it that you like sports, and...