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Farm And Ranch Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What are the hardest kind of bean to raise on a farm?
Jellybeans!

Why are cattle drives so noisy?
Because the cattle have horns!

What does a farmer grow if he works hard?
Tired.

What did the cowboy say to the pencil?
Draw, partner.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse to town?
Because it was too heavy to carry.

Why was the farmer surprised when he found cucumbers growing out of his ears?
Because he had planted carrots.

Now it's your turn - do you know any farm or ranch jokes?
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deleted_user
These are funny, reminds me of when I was a kid. hehe
jeanne36roses
jeanne36roses
A visitor to the farm was asking all kinds of questions about the animals he saw. "Why doesn't that cow have horns? He inquired of the farmer.

"Well," drawled the farmer, "cows don't have horns for many reasons. Some have them removed, some kinds of cows never grow them, and some get them when they are old. That particular cow doesn't have them," he added, "because he's a horse."
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A townie was walking in the country when he spotted a farmer in his field. He called out "Hey neighbor, what is it that you are doing?" The farmer said, "Puttin' manure on my strawberries!" Cityslicker wrinkled up his nose and said, "Thank goodness, I live in the city! I do so prefer WHIPPED CREAM on mine!"
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What goes, "Hoe, hoe, hoe!"
A farmer laughing at your jokes.
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deleted_user
I think SOME of these are --kinda--seedy
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
And now for some relatively tame humor from Big Sky Country, where the coyote howls because he's only just another lonely guy...

A man had finally saved up enough to buy his dream. He moved to Montana and bought a cabin along a river in a nice peaceful area. One day he was sitting on his front porch watching the sun make its way across the sky when a rough-looking cowboy rode up on a horse. "How do, neighbor." "Hello," said the man from his porch. "I'm from two valleys over, and I'd like to invite you to a real big party I'm throwin'," said the cowboy. "There'll be ropin' an' shootin', talkin' an' eatin', and dancin' an' fightin'. Mostly, it'll be a good time." Pleased at the invite, but a little unsure of himself, the man asked, "What should I wear?" "Well, mister, just between us, come as you are. Me an' you, we'll be the only ones attendin'."
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
The Easterner had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and finally made enough money to himself the spread of his dreams in Wyoming. “So what did you name the ranch?” asked his best friend when he flew out for a visit. “We had quite a difficult time,” admitted the new cowboy. “Couldn’t agree on anything. We finally settled on the Double Flying R Lazy W Triple Horseshoe Bar 8 Lucky Gem Ranch.” His friend was impressed. “Wow! So where are all the cows?” “None of them survived the branding.”

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