THE FOODS WE EAT Community Group
FOODS THAT YOU FIND HELP YOU FEEL BETTER OR A RECIPE THAT YOU MUST SHARE WITH US. LETS HAVE FUN IN THE KITCHEN!!! SWAPS AND TRIVIA AND GAMES.....CMON IN!!! JAV
Ned: I read in the newspaper that a woman ate six dozen pancakes.
Ted: Oh, how waffle!
Why did the cranberry sauce blush?
It saw the turkey dressing!
Wise man say: He who eats cookies in bed wakes up feeling crummy.
Why did the apple turn-over?
It saw the jelly-roll!
My old outdoor grill cooks food so unevenly that one-half of a chicken gets burned while the other half flops around eating my corn. (Disclaimer: no animals were harmed in the making of this joke.)
When a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
Now it's your turn - do you know any food jokes? ;-)
Ted: Oh, how waffle!
Why did the cranberry sauce blush?
It saw the turkey dressing!
Wise man say: He who eats cookies in bed wakes up feeling crummy.
Why did the apple turn-over?
It saw the jelly-roll!
My old outdoor grill cooks food so unevenly that one-half of a chicken gets burned while the other half flops around eating my corn. (Disclaimer: no animals were harmed in the making of this joke.)
When a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
Now it's your turn - do you know any food jokes? ;-)
Lettuce go forth in peas.
Q. What happens when Arthur eats too fast?
A. Artie chokes.
...Anise good to see you too!
Q. What did the Mother Ghoul tell her child at dinner?
A. No dessert until you eat all your vege-troubles.
Q. What do you take when the chef is late on her payments?
A. Caesar salad.
Favorite bumper sticker: Visualize whirled peas.
JAV