A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Why was the father centipede so upset?
Because all the kids needed new shoes!
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants!
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!
What did one flea say to another flea?
Should we walk or take a dog?
What do you call a bee hatched in May?
A definate maybe!
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm!
Because all the kids needed new shoes!
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants!
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!
What did one flea say to another flea?
Should we walk or take a dog?
What do you call a bee hatched in May?
A definate maybe!
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm!
Cockroach sandwich
For my lunch;
Hate the taste,
But love the crunch!
-Colin McNaughton
By the time they get all their shoes on, the game has ended.
Jimmy: My dad says when you drive at night, it's important to put on your head lice.
"Halt! Who glows there?"
Because they don't know the words.
Because the spider spied her.
A bee flying backwards.
I don't know, but it's crawling up your leg!
A termite walked past a bar and said,
"Hey, is the bar tender in there?"