Smile a While Community Group
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A Better Excuse
Toby came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week
and found his boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Toby?"
his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."
Toby sighed, "everything went wrong this morning. My wife decided to
drive me to the harbor. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the ferry
didn't turn up."
"Rather than let you down, I swam across the river, ran over the
mountain, borrowed a bicycle and cycled the 20 miles through the field
to this office. "
"You'll have to do better than that, Toby," said his boss, disappointed.
"No woman can be ready in ten minutes."
Toby came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week
and found his boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Toby?"
his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."
Toby sighed, "everything went wrong this morning. My wife decided to
drive me to the harbor. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the ferry
didn't turn up."
"Rather than let you down, I swam across the river, ran over the
mountain, borrowed a bicycle and cycled the 20 miles through the field
to this office. "
"You'll have to do better than that, Toby," said his boss, disappointed.
"No woman can be ready in ten minutes."
Doesn't he ever read those woman's magazines where it shows how a woman can get ready in 5 minutes?