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- Each Person Shines His Own WayA samurai who was known for his nobility and honesty, went to visit a Zen monk to ask him for his advice.When the monk had finished his prayers, the Samurai asked, “Why do I feel so inferior? I have faced death many...
- The mother Giraffe makes her child SufferThe mother giraffe gives birth standing up, so the first thing that happens to a new-born giraffe is a fall of about two metres.Still dazed, the baby tries to stand up on its four legs, but its mother behaves...
- Promise YourselfTo be so strong that nothingcan disturb your peace of mind.To talk health, happiness, and prosperityto every person you meet.To make all your friends feelthat there is something in themTo look at the sunny side of everythingand make...
- Step Back, I Know First-AidWhen a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside. "Step aside, lady," he...
- 1. Aerophobia... Fear of swallowing air2. Ambulophobia... Fear of walking3. Anablephobia... Fear of looking up4. Chromatophobia... Fear of colours5. Arachibutyrophobia... Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth6. Barophobia... Fear...
- I had no idea there were so many...1. Aerophobia... Fear of swallowing air2. Ambulophobia... Fear of walking3. Anablephobia... Fear of looking up4. Chromatophobia... Fear of colours5. Arachibutyrophobia... Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof...
- Life After MarriageDaniel and Jessica, young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, Jessica immediately 'phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?''Oh, Ma,' she replied,...
- Lawyers are disbarred. Vicars are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Eastern diplomats are disoriented. Drunks are distilled. Alpine climbers are dismounted. Piano tuners are unstrung. Orchestra leaders are disbanded. ...
- It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and needs the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within...
- You is the second most spoken English wordThe first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the...
- Funny Plurals In the English LanguageWe'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes.But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.You may found a lone...
- "Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."~ Will Rogers
- By striving to do the impossible man has always achieved what is possible. Those who have cautiously done no more than they believed possible have never taken a single step forward.- Mikhail Bakunin
- This will never end...http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/aug/17/princess-diana-death-police-information
- A young lawyer died and was brought to heaven. Upon arriving the lawyer started protesting that it’s way to early for him to day, for he was only 32 years old, and there must be some mistake. The listening angel agreed that perhaps it was a...