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potato...

JennyN
JennyN
An rather "slow" guy was told by his friend that to attract girls on the beach, he should put a potato in his swim trunks.

He had absolutely no success, in fact all the girls laughed at him.

He reported this to his friend who told him, "The potato goes in the front."
deleted_user
deleted_user
OMG Jenny.... That was terrible, but funny hehehe
deleted_user
deleted_user
Damn it.. I knew I was doing something wrong.. ;)
deleted_user
deleted_user
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Sooner or later they will find out it's a potato!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Yeah, a rotten one at that... :(
deleted_user
deleted_user
thank you!
deleted_user
deleted_user
eweeee, hehehe
deleted_user
deleted_user
LMAO - would have been better in a speedo ;)
deleted_user
deleted_user
OK, just for laughs, at my age I know how to use more than my potato. (smile)
deleted_user
deleted_user
It's not the size of your potato that matters... It's how you bake it...

Sorry, couldn't help myself... :)
CanadianRose
CanadianRose
That was just plain sick.

How can we enjoy a potato ever again?..
deleted_user
deleted_user
Yeah, maybe we should have used something less common... Maybe a Wood Apple... :)

http://www.agridept.gov.lk/Techinformations/Fruits/Wapple/Wapple.htm
JennyN
JennyN
I choked on my Dr.Pepper, thanks belzar! There goes the baked potato I was planning for dinner tonight! :o)
deleted_user
deleted_user
could've resembled a bad case of the roids.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Just put hot butter over the potatoe and it will taste good again.
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