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Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough
neighborhood late at night trying to impress each
other about how tough they are.
The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams
the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse
and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my
back and set it off with my foot. When the bar
comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press
it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then
make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two shots of sour
mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto
the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies:
"Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as
much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a
powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so
I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the
day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn
to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a
long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't
have time for this b-s. I gotta go home and
screw the cat."
neighborhood late at night trying to impress each
other about how tough they are.
The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams
the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse
and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my
back and set it off with my foot. When the bar
comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press
it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then
make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two shots of sour
mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto
the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies:
"Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as
much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a
powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so
I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the
day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn
to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a
long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't
have time for this b-s. I gotta go home and
screw the cat."
Ohhh, the liquor was spilled on the bar room floor,
and the bar was closed for the night.
Whennn, out of his hole came a little brown mouse,
and sat in the pale moonlight.
Heee, lapped up the liquor on the bar room floor,
and then on his haunches he sat.
Aaaand all through the night you could hear him shout.....
(dramatic pause)
"bring on the pussy cat!!!!!"
Well, the cat came back about a quarter past one and ate up the little brown mouse...
...and the moral of the story issssssss...
never take a drink on the house.
.......
"meow"
I think your version got a little twisted there in Texas.... : ) But its pretty funny.