...when you can't remember what team you are a fan of, and they're in the playoffs, and you hate the team they are playing, and your husband is sitting with you cheering for the same team you like, but you still can't remember the damn team's name! (Go Red Sox...I think?)

When you get up in the middle of the night to go pee and end up in your bedroom closet wondering why you can't get the d#*n door open! LOL

when you fail a drunk test and you haven't been drinking....when your grandson is faster and steadier with his walker than you are with yours.

when you get to the darn fridge...open it...and forget why you went to fridge and stand there with the dumb ass look and thinking hard...."What did I come in here for?" and walk back out of the kitchen..sit down and then remember why you went to the fridge....aaaahhh!!!

when you get to your car and see bird poo on the hood and say aloud " damn, a bear shit on my car"

...when your 9 year old tucks you in for a bed.
...when you cheer because you were able to pull your pants down b4 you started peeing..this time
....when you are talking about doing sonmething stand up and forget what you were going to do

when your 80 year old mother jumps up from her seat and offers it to you. UGH, I especially like the look on the faces of the other people who are nearby.

ok this happened this morning... when u use hair conditioner as body soap

ROFL...OMG...I can't take it anymore!!! Thanks so much for starting this!!!! Someone mentioned the keyless car entry...can't tell you how many times I've pointed it at my front door and tried to figure out why it wasn't working!! It's sooo good to know that I'm not alone in this adventure!! Praise God for humor!!!

When you are so numb that you actually burned your butt with ice...Yep I am the only person in Flordia with frost bite on their tush...

when you are jealouos of how few times a pregnant woman has to go to the bathroom

In response to majesticb, it's worse when you use body soap as body lotion and wonder why that crap won't rub in! LOL!

When you go to the cupboard to get a cup and notice the milk is in there, so you yell, "who put the milk in the cupboard?" and noone is home!

back for golfer guy.a way to laugh at our symptoms

When map out the way you drive to work or anywhere based on the number of public restrooms available on the route.
Does Google map or mapquest have a "Most pubic restrooms along route" button?