when your cat it awake longer than you for the day

while waiting in line at Walgreens, you are heavily in discussion with a group of 70+ seniors about which meds work the best. You then greet your pharmacist by his first name.

When you can't keep up with your 80 yr old mother at the store.

When your mother offers you her cane.

You look at your keyboard to post your comment and you forget how to spell...lol

You condition your hair, then shampoo it...then realize what a moron you are and start over...then condition your hair, then shampoo it..

I've done this three days straight now...

OR...when putting the groceries away, you put the milk in the pans cupboard...that was a proud moment

When your neurologist ask you if you have your prescription for your Avonex and you looked at him like what is he talking about, I forget what it was.. and then I finally remembered..... said yes.

Or type that you are doing good instead you get doog ....
and you look at it and wonder why did the other person type that. Then you realize it was you.

when your 5 year old has to feed you so you stop getting your food lodged up your nose!

When you feel you're going to get locked up in a rubber room with a strait-jacket if you read one more email alert on this posting.

lmao oooh dear gawd how i think ive probably done alllll of these things at some point recently... especially the doing things backwards like conditioning then shampooing or starting the dishwasher then looking in the sink and going *sigh* oh shit, probably be better if i had actually put the dishes IN! grrrrr :)

...you pull the baking dish out of the oven then realize it might have been safer had you put the oven mitt on your hand ;) damb numbness lol

...when youre walking through the grocery store and realize youre missing a flip-flop cuz you didnt feel it when it slipped off somewhere

...when youre feeling zealous and decide to flip youre mattress only to end up UNDER it somehow laughing and wondering how long youre gonna be stuck there and what youre boyfriend will think if he finds you like that

...when reading posts about using the bathroom the mere mention of it makes you have to go

...and...sorry if this one is bad but its new to me ;)

...when youre pretty sure you have to use the bathroom and after what seems like forever you actually have to check to see if you went, then realize how proud you are you DID!!! lol

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You realize you were so tired taking care of everything on the farm (hauling wood, feeding outside dogz) that you left the lid off the dog food can outside, and then it rained on a brand new $20 bag of dog food... Ugh...

My partner said, don't worry about it that he'd buy a new bag. Then I told him it was $20, and he said, "Dog food doesn't cost that much!" to which you ask, "When was the last time YOU did the shopping?"

All's well that ends well. I scooped off the top to inches and brought it inside where is sat with the lid off overnight. What can I say? Taking care of everything is just a bit too much for me in the winter with too much snow...

I just had to laugh today about the entire thing! It's just dog food afterall, not brain surgery! xoxoxo Cj (Cindyjo)

i'm finally working on the pamplet. so sorry it's taking so long. the move really consumed my time then i was off line for a couple of months

you find a pair of unfamiliar panties in the laundry and have to wonder if you've seen those before, are they yours, or if they're "out of place". Then you have to think if a family member mentioned they put their dirty underwear into your laundry basket, or if you should immediately accuse your husband of cheating on you.

You have to wear sunglasses everywhere, even inside, because if you don't, some guy always thinks you are winking at him when your eyelid is twitching.