Whyme did you have fun?

It was a blast! We were gone about 3 weeks and it was just so nice to be able to spend that time with my family. Now it's back to reality..work starts in a couple hours!

There you are, Whyme! Glad you had fun, and welcome back! You picked a good time to go - major drama around here, which I hope is done now.

My kids are beside themselves right now because we have our friends' cat staying with us for awhile. He's a persian, with a very smooshed in face and a shave job that makes him look like a lion right now. He just sits with his tongue sticking out, staring and purring. Pretty cute.
BUT, my daughter was playing with him with a piece of string learlier, and he ate it :( Will he just poop it out? I hope?

Oh gosh, thank goodness I missed that! I've missed it around here :)

To 'awesomeself', the cat will probably poop the string out shortly. It may also be cause for a bit of a mess and some running around by the cat since it will probably come out as it went in, a few inches at a time. The cat will hate having an extra tail until the string comes all the way out.

One of my cats did the same thing by eating string, However when there were signs it was exiting through the front and I was trying to assist him, new signs showed that it was also exiting through the back as well.

Can you say "PANIC"?

I thought it was the same length of string and was not sure what to do. The answer was quick to appear when one string ended and I realized the cat had ate two strings instead of one.

From then one I always tied one end of the string to either a piece of furniture or to a cat toy so he could not eat the whole length once again.

Since this is "Healthy Sex", I can say the string will be well "lubed" all on its' own. The string coming out the front was taken care of by the cat. The string coming out the back was aided by me slowly pulling on it and watching for signs of distress in the cat. Much the same as slowly removing pleasure beads.

The cat was more than happy for the assistance on my part.

@Geezer,

Olvidate de "Dios". No existe ningun "dios". Hablas espaol?

@Gina,

Way too many reasons to name. But a few would be; the unsanitary streets, the multitudes of (generally rude)people, cars and noise...the roaches and rats that share the streets with people. I think the big city is not for me.

NYC - A nice place to visit(depending on your likes) but you wouldn't(probably cos it's expensive) want to live there.

He is working late, AGAIN. This time past midnight. I'm incredibly annoyed.

I speak Spanish, Mr. Geezer. If you need help with your Spanish homework, or your Spanish g/f, I can probably help. I'm terrible with punctuation in Spanish and English.

Toodles.

HaHa.

Hi.

I like turtles.

Bye.

I use to like "Turtles" but then I switched to "Russell Stovers" because I needed more variety in my life.

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

Turtle turtle