i was talking to my friends at a community ball game. about one of the players i said, "man! he is so freakin hott! i would totally date him!!! who is he??"
the lady next to me answered, "he's my husband and father of my 2 children."
i excused myself.

oooooooooo-since everyone is talking about farting..... there was this one time, we were having a class sleep over. it was me and the 3 popular girls, only ones up and we were laying on our backs talking. i dont fart in public so by the end of the day i was trying to be really careful to not let one out. someone said something really funny andi started laughing so hard that this HUGE fart came out. i was so emberessed!!! the others pretended like nothing happened, but it was so horrible!

OOOOOO! This IS fun! I just thought of another one. One time my husband and I were ground crewing a helicopter that was trying to help man set a world record for climbing Pikes Peak the most times in 24 hours.

He DID get the new record and it was amazing! We took him down the mountain in our car for his last trip down, as the chopper flew back to home base, and when we hit the parking lot I had to drop my drawers and pee in front of everyone! NOOO choice!

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I'm sixteen years old and I still suck my thumb,
and last night I had a dream that I had to use the bathroom reeeeeeeeeeeally badly and I dreamt that I went to the bathroom and I woke up and I had peed the bed :(

I still sleep with my 'sookie blanket' & my 'jellybean bunny'.
I was given my sookie blanket when I was born and I was given my jellybean bunny (who is a bunny and looks like she is wearing a jellybean jumpsuit) for my first easter

I sometimes wish (as horrible as he was to me) that I was still with my Ex and that I actually had been pregnant back then...

I shave the hair on the top of my toes. My boyfriend thinks I'm silly, but they're gross.

hehe I do the same thing I shave my toes, my hands and fingers and my upper lip :P

i used to shave my arms!!! i shave my toes as well...although only my bog toe and one other toe on my left foot are the only ones that grow hair...weird

i love fiber one cereal (im so old at heart)

i pick my nose when i have a booger thats bothering me

i have had that dream where i have to pee so bad that i dream i am on the toilet....and i end up wetting myself....

I used to shave my arms when i first started to shave my legs at seven and stopped shaving my arms when i was ten.
everyone used to tease me because i had such hairy arms and legs, but it doesn't bother me anymore.
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I still dream about my ex, that i'm still with him and we get along, and we never fought. I still miss him, but he fucked up and never cared about at all.
but when he was nice he was such an amazing person.

im still dreaming about my ex as well...as well as this one boy that i graduated with....

i keep a picture of my crush right next to my bed. b4 i go to sleep i make sure to look at it, maybe i'll dream about him.

i once had this really sexy dream! omg! like really sexy, it was so awesome!!! i couldnt function the next day!

My b/f doesn't know it (because we are not quite at that stage yet), but I am terrified about the idea of having sex. I have never told any one because I think it is weird.

I shave my big toe too, ha. Now that i have the camel tattoo i think I'll let it grow out. Little hairy camel toe.

i have never orgasmed during sex...but i have orgasmed while doing sit ups.....