this one's embarassing AND gross....when i fart in bed, ill duck my head under the covers so that i can bask in the smell....

Missy, you "hot box" yourself?
ha ha ha!!

i shit myself getting dragged out of a bar!

I have a couple of friends who happen to be married the bloke is verrryyy good looking, anyway after dropping my son off at school i seen his car aproaching so i stood on road side blowing him kisses, only to die of embarrasment when it was his wife driving and he wasnt even in car!!

I guess the most embarassing was when I was at a party when I was younger. I got very drunk and had to pee. Someone was in he bathroom so I decided to run out in the back yard. I got tangled up in the drapes and fell just as the parents got home. I was tangled up in their drapes laying on the floor covered in pee. Oops.

Just started dating this guy in highschool for a couple months, we were at a party with friends smoking weed. I laugh a lot when I have smoked. Well he dropped me off and went to hug me and he squeezed me too hard cause I let a huge fart rip.

This is totally awesome and so funny! Lovin it guys! :)

Here is one of MANY! I just thought of it because it was like snv's. First time I ever smoked weed, we were at a "dealer's" house and they had a 6 foot bong. My frieds did it so of course I had to. I coughed so hard I puked on the "dealer's" brand new leather couch. I was so messed up I was trying to mop it up with paper towels.

I am really clumsy, so thought i would share some of my embarassng clumsy tales, first i was handed a cup of coffee at a friends relatives house and it burnt me as i was handed it, so i THREW t in the air and onto the floor, it coverred EVERYTHING, floor, sofas, walls, painitngs and the ceiling. Worst was they had just decorated....the shame.
I also got over emotional once in conversation in a bar and knocked a full glass of red wine straight over my male friends shirt, pretty much at the start of the night, cringe.

The first time I visited my in laws in the states, I was still speaking German with my husband. While we were all having coffee, I told him in German I was going to tell him that I was of to take a shower and said: Ich geh und dusch(German shower).
My husband busted up and my mother in law looked at me like I had comitted a crime: too much info, haha.
I still can't believe sera faurts. She is such a nice girl.

i partake in alot of things that are considered old ladyish.......i love bingo, i love prunes, cottage cheese, oatmeal.......

i am 21 yrs old and have never been drunk

when i was younger, i ate a chicken dinner and then had 13 ears of corn on the cob on top of that (all covered in butter of course) all in one sitting

on a band trip to maryland, i accidentally left my retainer on the table in a restaurant and it got thrown out...this one chaperone insisted we sift through the garbage since his son had done the same thing at a burger king and theyd retrieved it out of the garbage....this ends with 2 chaperones, my bff and i picking through the garbage out behind perkins while all four buses of kids waited for us...we were all late returning home that night...my fault...o and we never found the retainer....got a new one though...

when i was 10 my brother threw a marshmallow on the window of our second story bedroom...so it stuck there and we tried getting it down with water...so then it just slid down a little causing a white streak to form...i thought it was so funny i peed my pants laughing! twice!!!

Not that many years ago, I was stuck in a traffic jam for like two hours. I finally put the car in park and hopped in passenger side and peed in a cup. The looks I had when I got back to the drivers side was too funny. Surely, I wasn't the only one that couldn't hold their pee for 2 hours.

A couple years ago, I tried out for this beauty competition. I really wasn't too serious about it, but my mom insisted that I try out because I guess there was some nice prize for the person who won. Anyway, so I get on stage, and since I'm short, I had to adjust the microphone. I was having lots of difficulties trying to lower it to reach my height level, and I ended up BREAKING the microphone. SOOO humiliating...

i was at a bar and was walkin up the steps and i fell and turned around to see if anyone seen it but sure looked like no one did and i even turned to my friend and asked her to turn around to see if anyone seen it. well a good hour later some guy came up to me and was like so ur the girl with the fresh tattoo on ur leg(i just got it the day before) and i was like yea how did u see it and he was like your the girl that fell on the steps(he was behind me lookin at my tattoo). hha it was funny.