I never eat my meals at the table. I always eat them on my bed, on the floor, or on the couch. I hate sitting at the table for some reason.

I used to have a crush on Kevin Spacey.

GAWD how come i never saw this before?!?! heres about a million:

My periods never come on schedule and when they did come I ruined a pair of panties every single time

I used to dream about being pregnant almost every night in fifth and sixth grade

I LOVE blowing my nose and seeing everything that comes out.

I was once imitating moans from a sex scene in a movie when my friend heard and was so weirded out. Don't ask me why, but I thought it would be cool to test my actress skills with that one.

Sometimes if I'm really depressed I won't wash my hair for a week.

It makes me so jealous to hear about anorexic girls skinnier than I (terrible, I know.)

I once had a "girl crush" on my friend. Nothing serious, barely worht mentioning because it wasn't really romantic or sexual, but still, we're mentioning evrything, so...

lastly, this happened just a few days ago. My cousin morgan and I went to an amusement park with this ride called the crazy cups which is like alices ride at disneyworld. Well i went to take a pic and my cuz hit ehr knee just as i took it and ended up making the weirdest face. I laughed so hard I peed all over the teacup.

THATS ALL FOR NOW
but I'll think of more ;)

OMG! Did you use a stripper's pole??! I need tips on moves!! Haha.

i make up words and use them continuously in my mind...

like what the shaboodleshiz is something im thinking all of the time...for what the hell?

and ka jammie jams is the term i use in my head for pjs.....

I love everyone's responses. Missy your word thing is so cute!
hmmm.... I regularly sniff my own armpits to check out if I am stinky or not.

sadly, i am SO envious of how easy/fabulous the lives of the playboy bunnies is, as well as paris hilton and nicole richie....i wish i were them so i wouldnt have to do shit rather than shop, bitch, be stupid, look good, and take care of lil mini dogs

Missy you could write a book with those words! Thay are funny. I would have loved saying them to my daughter as she was growing up.

well once when i was in 9th graded we were in a pep rally for cheerleading and i farted so loud i was so embrassed now they give me a nickname bomber lmao

another phrase i use in my head ALL of the time is what the flaboodle fudge? for what the fuck?

Missy, I say say something very simular. I say what the fudge? and for hell I say what the hezzals?

hehe so im not the only one who does this word thing....phew =P

o and i dont know y...but on this site, i get really irked when people on the board are so clueless...like on my post would u rather...people keep answering the original beginning question...they just dont fucking get that they are supposed to answer the last posts question...its like read the fucking directions ya dipshit!

im only going to college because its what im expected to do...i hate it...im goin into my 4th yr...and still dont know what the fuck i wanna be....but im there...doing the work....even though i dont wanna be

I have worn my husbands boxers when all my undies needed washed(lazy)lol.

i sometimes park in handicapped parking spots cuz i dont feel like walking very far to the store.....