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Someone at UPS last night, launched a package that hit me in my ass. I have never felt so much pain while posting on DS. Please keep my ass in your thoughts today. Thank you my friends...
What papers are you talking about? Are you looking for a pedigreed bitch?
Rman's ass was brutally attacked by a box (vagina) which he wants to call a package (penis). He's using some kind of icy hot thing for lube, and has given up on Crabcos completely.
Next thing you know, he'll be wanting a break from tacos. I think he is gender, and food confused.
Rman - trying to get promotion, allowed package to be launched at his ass, is now seeking remorseful consolation.
Melin - is giving demonstrations on the proper use of KY jelly to Pem who mistakenly has been putting it on his toast.
TD - disgusted, leaving in huff and doesn't want to be our friend
Me - getting hot on all the talk about lubricants and packages and well, everything.
How u b?
I am too!
I think maybe you should be the new CEO of crabcos, since Rman has given up. How's that?
Maple syrup is not the only thing you can get in Vermont!
My taco mourns *sob*
Don't make me start a hostile take over here!
Sorry, just had to get it out...