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OT - My butt hurts

Rman
Rman
Someone at UPS last night, launched a package that hit me in my ass. I have never felt so much pain while posting on DS. Please keep my ass in your thoughts today. Thank you my friends...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Some of I was thnking of:

1) Start with smaller packages for your first time.

2)Never launch, glide!

3)I fondly refer to what you are feeling today as "third base." Its also known as SUCCESS!



3)
Rman
Rman
Shoot...that is my package AND I'm always happy to see you.
TD...don't stop educating. After all, you were the one who came up with the infamous crabco
deleted_user
deleted_user
OMG. I just fell out my my chair

cbarrett wins
pemdcat
pemdcat
your ass in my thoughts ain't a pretty picture... especially when the UPS guy launched a load and hit you i the ass and now you are sore........sorry I can't stop laughing....sorry that your sore......KY may have helped.........roflmao
deleted_user
deleted_user
Wow R-Baby

Your package hitting MY ass....yea that'll leave a bruise tomorrow!!
Rman
Rman
Thanks for the info cbarrett. You seem like you'd fit right in with all the "packages" at my job...
deleted_user
deleted_user
Pem - we are here to support not judge.

If Rman wants to take one for the team to get promoted, well so be it.
Melin2
Melin2
Oh Gawd, don't mention the KY! I was at Walmart Sunday (why the hell I am telling ya'll this I don't know!) and I reach to grab a tube without meeting eyes of the other person standing there. Well, he reached at the same time, we collide, look up and it was one of the gay guys from church. WTF do you say?
pemdcat
pemdcat
Sorry RMan.....go for the gold ring.....
Rman
Rman
What's KY?
pemdcat
pemdcat
KY is that semi clear jelly that some put on toast...don't got much flavor though.....
deleted_user
deleted_user
KY=Kentucky Jelly

Melin, please tell me it's not a Catholic church guy!!! We have enough issues already.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Melin is grabbing guys tubes at WalMart!!

Desperate honey???
Rman
Rman
Pem...is KY made by Welches? Do they have grape?
Melin2
Melin2
You are putting it on your toast Pem? Oh dear, must educate both of you! Would really be better if you googled it!

It's going to take me a minute to come up with a good definition for you boys!