Yea Rman, you fell for the old "Pick up the soap" routine???

It took me a few hundred times, "butt" I figured it out!!!

Why do I feel so cheap right now?

LOL--are you a UPS guy? if so, that might explain it. Or the fact that we are talking about your ass.

Maybe someone mailed you ground, instead of first class?

Oops I mean 2 day air.

I am an accountant by day and UPS guy by night. I work too much. That's why my wife left my ass...hahahahahahaha...wait...that's not funny...

Rman - HR here,

We checked the Policy and Procedures handbook and TD is wrong. You cannot file ass-ault charges.

Actually, you will be put on suspension for trying to steal packages by smuggling them in your ass.

Also, for not following procedures: "...an employee must always kiss ass to get a head".

You wrongly used your ass for personal purposes.

Pack your Icy Hot and go home.

HMMM no wonder my company stopped using UPS

((((RMAN)))))) - your ass is in my thoughts and prayers. :)

ooooooooh! Poor Rman! not funny. but you are a hard worker! or is that a 'hard' worker? god this thread is outta line (not my fault)...

STM--you crack me up!

Hiker, I am an HR Professional. I was merely stating the facts!

Rman - you know I love you!!

I just dedicated a song in your honor Rman:

"But don't tell my ass, my achy breaky ass
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my ass, my achy breaky ass"

So did Rman explain what happened?

Is it normal for UPS guys to throw boxes at each others asses ?

Oh gosh no AJ, they usually aim for the balls.

Love the song STM! ROFLOL!

nope, AJ. no explanation for the air package to the ass! He's going to leave us hangin.

"The lesson learned for 6/9..."

I'm surprised no one caught this... 6/9 hmmmm