Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
Someone at UPS last night, launched a package that hit me in my ass. I have never felt so much pain while posting on DS. Please keep my ass in your thoughts today. Thank you my friends...
UPS = packages
FedX = balls
USP = junk mail
LoL STM. I will move to CA for the nice weather, too! LOL.
*starts humming the Twilight Zone tune....
Unfortunately, I was not wearing protection and my ass was hit raw...
I am expecting a package on Thursday (really!!), and he better watch out! I'll be aiming for HIS package.
(You do accept fondling in lieu of tips correct?)