I used to be a waiter and a girl named Andrea was like the nicest person you could ever meet. We all went to play pool and she starts dancing with a girl. Next thing I know she comes over where Im playing pool as says "Lets go to your place, I wanna f***".........After I did the snoopy dance, I was trying to figure out where I was going to send my roomate because he owed me one from the week prior. We get ot my place and we start. Dude, Im down on her and she grabs me from the hair and slaps me and screams "Eat my p**** fucker". Dude I was fuckign scared at that point, but also tried not to laugh. And then she was one of those girl that kept it forced in there without letting me move. I was like a rent a dick. It was awful. After she got hers, I was like laying htinking "WTF!". Then she says "I want to bring AMber next time too if its ok with you" I guess she thought I would be excited. I said "Nah, just send Amber, because you get an F for sex". She gave me dirty looks from there on out at the Claim Jumper Restaurant.

Foli, didnt you know that some girls like the treat them bad or say bad things to them?

- RUN!! IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!

Joan...do you get splinters in your chest from hugging all of those trees?

To soon: yeah that would be kind of wierd??

did you b slap her like she wanted?

sb, no i didn't

We're protected now Jo. BECAUSE OBAMA WON! YAY!

LoL

Well, that was nice of you... LOL!

Yeah what's up with that ladies? Why do you like to be slapped round during sex??

Not that i'm complaining or anything.

Yes Heave - that's right - I'm a liberal, tree-hugging, disease ridden whore.
But apparently it's O.K. for the men here to say whatever they want - because they're wired differently, right?
And Road calls me a tree hugger - Could you at least try to be a little more original when you are trying to throw stones?

Well I'll just say and i'm only speaking for myself and my 5 best girlfriends that have talked about this...we love to have passionate intimacy and the loving caring side of it...we love it...but also can also have the rough/crazy/slapping/talking dirty/being naughty all that craziness and have it still be passionate and intimate and be special....I mean you can have the balance of all those things especially if you care about the person...

ok did I make any sense at all????

memories....sigh...

JENNA: KNIT ME ONE...

crunch crunch...bandcamp....la la la la la...

Ya tree hugging hippie. Go listen to your grateful dead Lp's.

Its ok Jo. I still love you gorgeous. Fuck anyone who doesnt.

Looking at julie (nodding head) Yeah sure whatever..

Cheers to you julie! For stepping up to the plate, hav one on the house ;)

I get it kind of, Rough sex is cool, and BEER IS GOOD!

You know the best sex, is when they are macing you and then you feel a night stick to the back of your head.

Im jus saying.