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HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCH
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''
A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....
I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''
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(NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?)
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
Love it......
Jim xxx
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''
A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....
I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''
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(NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?)
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
Love it......
Jim xxx
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My 6mo twin DD's are EBF and just started rice cereal on the first. Everything has been going fine except this morning one of them had a diaper rash (lots of redness around her anus). I read this as one of the signs of an allergy. BUT I did just buy a different brand diaper yesterday (which they have used randomly before w/no issues). Do you think its the cereal or the diaper? Im ready to start...
Sorry, I just get confused easily at times & I thought this was an actual post & not just a joke. No offense, I love your jokes, there are just allot of us that get confused with this disease & need more of a separation so we can organize our thoughts better.
Hope that I made sense & didn't sound mean.
Take care,
Stay sane!
I wouldn't have read it if it was put in a different section - I have never looked at them.
But thats another way I guess...
Jim xx
This board could benefit with a balance of humor in the mix!
Everyone needs a break from advice, but not everyone needs to get confused about unrelated topics.
Just how this disease works & what helps best to manage the symptoms.
Take care,
Stay sane!
A bit of humor every now & then is good, so long as board not over run by it.