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- You might be a redneck if "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
- For those folks that use a nebulizer, I wanted to share a handheld nebulizer that I got a couple of years ago. It uses two AA batteries. It is great traveling. I just love the thing!I even use it in place of my emergency inhalers. In the long run it...
- Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.
- A blonde’s dog goes missing and she is franticHer husband says, “Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?”She does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.“What did you put in the paper?” her husband asks.“Here boy!” she replies.
- Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic Genie's lamp.The Genie came out and said: "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So she became a redhead. The second blonde...
- A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all...
- 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill...
- A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”The bar immediately falls absolutely...
- The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out,...
- There was a blonde woman named, Cindy, that was in deep financial problems. So she got on her knees and prayed "Dear God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else." She doesn't win....
- A blonde decides to give back to society. She finally decides to paint an old man's home for free. "So, what do I paint?" she asks the old man. "The porch," he laughs like there's an inside joke. "Ok!" she says excitedly. The old man walks in his...
- After reading a discussion referring to laser surgery, I hunted around and found this interesting article about "Endobronchial laser therapy" research.Not to many articles about it, and this one was the easiest to...
- For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park until one day, an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," the angel said, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to...
- I just found this recipe that combines many of the ingredients that are good for COPD in one easy to prepare dish.http://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/turmeric-chicken-and-broccoli-stir-fry/c79e601d-4166-4b93-8118-2146b72a33e5I will probably substitute...
- 1.Tricycle kickstand 2.Solar flashlight 3.Fire proof matches 4.Inflatable dartboard 5.Glass hammer 6.Black light bulb 7.Boomerang grenade