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- A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says:...
- A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved...
- A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the...
- A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!" They each continue...
- One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said. Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first." Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs...
- A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
- There seems to be a lot of confusion regarding Bronchodilators VS corticosteroids. I am submitting a brief description of each, followed by some information on the most popular brand names of each. I hope this helps. ...
- He spent the first day packing his belongings intoboxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, hehad the movers come and collect his things. On thethird day, he sat down for the last time at theirbeautiful dining room table by candle-light,...
- I just had a bad experience with drug interactions last week. Without going into too much detail: I went to see my PCP for a non copd related problem and he prescribed two antibiotics. After 1-1/2 days I felt like my copd was twice as bad. After...
- Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being. –Kevin Kruse
- A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's...
- It looks like nobody has visited this group for a while. I find that surprising. This subject is really important in order to maintain a somewhat normal lifestyle with our condition. Anybody want to join me here and see if we can get some...
- Q. Why did God create woman?A. Because sheep can't cook.
- A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You're not from 'round here are ya?""No" replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire." The bartender looks at him and says, "Well what do you do...
- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue. Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10...