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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but certainly not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Ultimate True Test:
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you!
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but certainly not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Ultimate True Test:
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you!
grannie
Looking back I wished I would have chosen a dog or cat instead of a husband....LOL
PuffyChestnut
And a dog will never ask you, "Does this collar make my butt look big?" They also don't care if you leave the toilet seat up.
gro100
Very good point Puffy.
jazzkeys
Oh Boy, you really have a good point Gary.
Imarighter
And that, folks, is why I like every do I've ever met. Can't say the same about people.
gracenme
yeah I got that, I like dogs better than people a lot of times. their not rude and they don't swear
bob20
Yes ...how can you stay mad when you look into their eyes..after all I told you I had to go but you were too busy....lol
MayberryDeb
Despite the fact that I have the most wonderful hubby in the world, I still like dogs better than humans
PuffyChestnut
I'm certain that dogs swear all the time. They may not be able to vocalize it, but you can see it in their eyes and body language. Cats are even more filthy mouthed. I think they swear without even without a reason.
gro100
Cats are just evil creatures.
jazzkeys
Not mine, I picked her up on my exercise bike today and she stayed in my arms and purred through the whole thing. She's such a good sport.
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