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- Have you seen these things? They're hairy and green and - warn everybody to stay out of the water.Click here for a quick peek - and I meen quick, because you don't want to look directly at a frogcat for more than a few seconds:...
- My Favorite ThingsRaindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,Brown paper packages tied up with strings,These are a few of my favorite things.Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,Doorbells and...
- Before you go to interviews, before you ask for and fill out applications, before you ask around about who's hiring, you may want to consider how well you are prepared for the rigors of employment, the daily commute, and continuing to meet the...
- What are spiders' webs good for?Spiders.Who saw Little Miss Muffet eating her curds and whey?It was a spider that spied her!**************************************************************************Little Miss MuffetLittle Miss Muffetsat on a...
- Is there a missing family member or relative in your life?Are you a missing person who doesn't know how to re-connect with your family or relatives, whether you know where they are now or not?Were you adopted? Separated by abuse? Abducted? Were...
- You are not your disability - you are a person with lots of potential and that potential does not have to remain locked inside you always.We are A Capable Disabled Group and we would like to invite you to join us. There is no cost or discomfort. To...
- We have met the funny people...and they are us!We have boatloads of good clean jokes and lots of fun activities!Click here:www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclubHope to see you there!Think happy thoughts, put your smile on, and have the best...
- You know you're an artist if...-the only piece of new furniture in your home is a $2,000 easel.-you chose your car for its color rather than fuel economy.-you butter your toast with your fingers just to feel its texture.-you have nothing to wear on...
- Hey there, you! How are you today?A Missing Persons Group is seeking Internet Explorers and amateur detectives to boldly search for missing persons. If you are interested in re-uniting the lost, or if you yourself have missing family members or...
- If you were to leave a message for people in the distant future, what would you like them to know? What would you warn them about? What would you advise them to do? What would you like them to know about yourself or the times you are living in? What...
- My OpinionIs a caterpillar ticklish?Well, it's always my beliefThat he giggles as he wigglesAcross a hairy leaf.-Monica ShannonLooking for a laugh? We have boatloads of good clean jokes on everything from bugs to horses to monsters to chocolate -...
- Who is able to walk into a lion's den and come out alive?The lion.A man entered a toy store and saw a lion standing behind the counter. The lion turned to the man and said, "I bet you're surprised to see a lion selling toys." "You bet I am," said...
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- Do you know any jokes, one-liners, short stories, or other humorous thoughts on the topic of nail-nibbling? If you do, please, oh please, add them here so that we can all get a much needed laugh! : - )Please know that nail-biters are always welcome...
- Happy ThoughtsThe world is so full of a number of things,I'm sure we should all be as happy as kings.-Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson: "A Child's Garden of Verses" (1885)'Happy Thoughts' is an example of an epigram, a short witty poem expressing a...