A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Who is able to walk into a lion's den and come out alive?
The lion.
A man entered a toy store and saw a lion standing behind the counter. The lion turned to the man and said, "I bet you're surprised to see a lion selling toys." "You bet I am," said the customer. "I didn't think the giraffe would ever sell this store."
Ferocious Lion #1: Psst! I think I've found a way to escape from this cage and get away from the zoo. Want to go with me?"
Ferocious Lion #2: Are you kidding? I'm not going out into the city at night. It's too dangerous!
The lion.
A man entered a toy store and saw a lion standing behind the counter. The lion turned to the man and said, "I bet you're surprised to see a lion selling toys." "You bet I am," said the customer. "I didn't think the giraffe would ever sell this store."
Ferocious Lion #1: Psst! I think I've found a way to escape from this cage and get away from the zoo. Want to go with me?"
Ferocious Lion #2: Are you kidding? I'm not going out into the city at night. It's too dangerous!
Definition Humor
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Fay: To keep the lions away.
Kay: But there aren't any lions around here.
Fay: See how well it works?
A: When he's a dandelion. (dandy lion)
Plant Humor
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A: Pleased to eat you.
Etiquette And Manners Humor
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When man first went to look around
He saw a lion on the ground
The lion tried to give a smile
The man felt happy - for a while
Until he saw the lion's jaw
Full of teeth and looking for
Something good and fat to eat
So the man decided to retreat
The lion was only going to play
He'd already eaten once that day.
-Author Unknown
Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072
-Chuck Jones
One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267
You have to get a new goat.
More 'Goat Humor' headed this way - look out!
-Will Cuppy
One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267
-Will Cuppy
Human Nature Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12499110
-Aesop's Fables
vixen: a female fox
Jan: Yes, I would.
Jen: And I thought you were a friend of mine!
Friendship Humor
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Lion paced the jungle floor.
And then let out a mighty roar.
"My stomach's empty. What can I do?
I know what - I'll nibble on you!"
-Author Unknown
Epigram Humor
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