Lol Colorado, huh?

Night, guys!

Correction, it's the Stargazer Fish. This is quite....something:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DqglF2ACQ0

There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out.
-Lou Reed (RIP)

Sometimes I want to tell people not to talk because the things they say are either so out there or so far fetched that they really make themselves look stupid.

How can you tell a different story to each person you work with and not expect them to compare notes?

Hubby called me a fucktard. I've been giggling at random moments all afternoon lol

Who knew "fucktard" was a term of endearment? I wonder if I'd get the loving bedroom eyes if I said that to my wife?

and des is going back on a STRICT diet tomorrow. i have eaten sooooo much crap this weekend. cheetos, candy, pizza, UGH. my body literally feels gross. so, tomorrow i start dining on NUTRIENTS.

on a side note, if it possible to have a hicky on your cootchie? because i swear i have one.

Term of endearment? Never. Funny? Sometimes. Depends on the context. In this case, it was the second time in three days I'd dropped something on myself trying to reach further than I actually can, and he said it while patting my freshly-sugared head...

Amazing! The guy across the street looks JUST like Elmer Fudd!

Is there anything sexier than a woman having an orgasm? Just thinking about it makes my heart skip a beat

Tired of going through all this crap by myself, sometimes I really hate the fact that my husband is military.

Volleyball is officially over as of tonight. I gave a speech on behalf of my team to the coaches as well as handed one of them their gift, which was a card signed by the team and a chocolate bar. The speech went something like "On behalf of the team we present you guys with a gift for taking your time to coach us and for your dedication." or something along those lines. I cried during my speech because I knew that after tonight there wouldn't be volleyball until next year. This is hoping I get a volleyball for Christmas so I can practice during the off season. Also I am gonna do cheer leading for the boy's basketball team when basketball season starts.

1 2 3 SOOOOOOAR FLYERS!

My husband elbowed me in the nose!



Okay, true, I was sitting a little too close while he was trying to unscrew the u-bend on the sink to get at a ring I dropped, but still! He slammed his elbow right into my nose! It still hurts.

Deb I got hit in the nose by the volleyball tonight, so I know those feels.

Heading on down to partner's on Tuesday and will be spending the holiday with him.