BedHog, crickets are good luck...

As soon as I finished folding up pool cover and put it away, it started to rain.. I do have good luck.

Now what to buy for dinner

Ohhhh, I was going to spray the ants in the backyard, but now I see a robin and a carbird eating them.. So glad I didn't spray.. I will buy club soda..

Nathan come fuck me I'm horny.

That's exactly what I wanna tell Nathan.

lots of hubs friends and family over. everyone please send calming wishes my way. my anxiety is through the roof right now.

Awww, Des, it's supposed to fun! Why are you so anxious? Is there going to be group sex?

My random thought is that our HS groups is super quiet right now. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

BROFIST BRO!

I got that from my boyfriend.

awesome-----------i have always huge anxiety whenever i have to meet new friends of my husbands...hell, i get anxiety having to around ones that i HAVE met. I am not the easiest person to like, and i always feel like people are looking at me and him together and thinking, "man...poor guy being stuck with THAT." so i am always on anxiety trips trying to clean up the house, changing my clothes a million times, asking if anyone needs anything over and over, etc.

If u helped Jack on the horse, would u help jackoff the horse?

How do you say Cleveland?

CleveLAND or Clevelin?

us aussies say cleveLAND,but we dont shout the land but....that would be a conversation stopper

I know someone who says CleveLAND and every time she does I think to myself - where is this coming from? She grew up in NY - I don't know many New Yorkers who say that - if any. I don't know many people from anywhere who pronounce it like that.
Lately she says many words differently then she used to - can moving to middle America do that? I don't know....I wouldn't think moving would make you place the accent on the wrong Syl-ob-el.

If i come home from work where.i press keys on a keyboard most of the day, plz do not ask me to come home and play a video game so i can press more buttons on a controller.
I just cant do it...

I really hate realising there is no toilet paper when its to late, it really shits me.Just saying......

I agree, that would really shit me off too. BTDT a few times in the past. When I remodeled the bathroom I had a toilet/bidet put in, now I wouldn't want to be without one.

Leather,
Do you mind my asking exactly how you use the bidet?
I mean, do you use soap, a washcloth, a towel?
Do you completely disrobe from the waist down each time?
Sorry - I've never used one. I get the general idea, I'm just not sure of the finer details.
Thanks!

Here's what I have, it's attached to the toilet. http://www.biobidet.com/BB300%20Built%20in%20Heater%20Bidet.htm

No need to disrobe or use a washcloth, towel or soap. The sprayer is attached under the back of the toilet seat. When you're done doing your business, push the button on the water tank and it sprays a stream of water to clean your parts. The pressure of the water stream and the temp of the water is adjustable. Afterwards, I just use toilet wipes to dry up the excess water.