I've set my house on fire once.

I've set a co-worker on fire too. But that was an accident. But I put him out.

I set myself on fire once.

I'm surprised I"m allowed to have flammable substances, now that I put some thought into it....

ALC, I can think of lots of co-workers, both past and present, that I'd like to set on fire.

One could say you were living the dream by doing that.

He was pretty decent about the whole thing. He asked me to burn a thread off of his shirt. How was I supposed to know it was flammable?

I wish you people would stop influencing me so much...
I just went outside and lit my car on fire...
I think it's about to explode soon...

Clearly, not your fault on that one. No doubt.

I can still make a rather large list of people that I would like to set on fire.

Have I mentioned I'm in therapy?

Hey, DAB...I'm gonna try hitting on these DS chicks now...

Tread carefully, young man.

I will say this: The DS ladies I have met in person are nice looking women. No shit.....

You can hit on me. I'm pretty much oblivious.

Unless you piss me off, then I will verbally castrate you.

What the hell do I have to lose? I'll just say..."hey baby...my name is rman...can I buy you a pizza?"

my son set my groceries on fire a few weeks ago. He put a canvas grocery bag on the electric stove, somehow the burner got turned on, and it was nightmarish
The smell lasts forever. - Dab I know how it shakes you up when there is fire.

MsViv, I ran around the house like a scared ferret. I'm just thankful I found what was wrong. When I found it, I had to sit down and collect myself.....I was freaking out that bad.

Rman, I tried those lines last night at the New Year Eve party I was at.

It didn't work.

Perhaps I should not have been humping that woman's leg when I delivered the line.

I was the same way, and SonnyBoy was moving like molasses in winter. I tried to get the bag into the sink, but because he hadn't unloaded the dishwasher, the sink was loaded with dirty dishes. I kept saying move move move and he was like "what?" - I didn't want to put the burning bag on the vinyl floor either.
I was very upset for days- and the kid said' I have to go post that on facebook' - yeah, good thing I was home, or the whole house would have burned down because he would have been on facebook

DAB...u should have let it burn..**singing "Burning Down the House"..that way insurance money comes your way and easy "sell" ha ha. I could picture you working that tree..**sitting here cracking up while toasting you with coffee that is** and I hope that comment to Rman about the DS women being nice looking includes me **high five on that one babe**.

Wreckless..no running or going out with a loaded gun in your pants with the safety NOT on...ha ha.