"And then?"
"And then?"

"No And Then!!!!!!!!"--Dude, Where's My Car?

Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know.

You have a freak flag. You just don't fly it

- the family stone

"You will not make this shot....JACKASS"--Happy Gilmore

I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess!!!

and -

It's NOT A TUMOR!!!


(Kindergarten Cop)

"Smile you son of a bitch"--jaws!

I don't know if you realize this... But i'm not into guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puvfYI4B6F8

You can do et!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk

Water sucks! Gatorade is better!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um0tEvQ5gVM

I'm sorry... would you still please be my friend?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_WesTtHf2Q&feature=related

Opps!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYfdlKIon4

This is some high quality H2O.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5hK5wLwROQ&feature=related

"Just look inside yourself and you'll see me waving up at you naked wearing only a cock ring."

-- Christian Slater, "Pump Up the Volume"

(a crap movie, but lots of great one-liners)

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"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

-- John Cusack, "Say Anything"

(I've never even seen this movie and I know this line. It's a good one.)

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Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

-- John Travolta & Samuel L. Jackson, "Pulp Fiction"

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"I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis"

-- Christian Slater, "True Romance."

(Hmmm, two Christian Slater quotes and two screenplays by Quentin Tarantino.)

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"How long could we maintain, I wondered. How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family. Would he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so - well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere. 'Cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency, and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that, or just think it? Was I talking... could they hear me?" -Raul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now." -Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill