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I am bored. Let's spout off some great movie lines!
"Allow myself to introduce...myself"
"Listen up you primates. This here is my BOOM Stick! That's right. S-marts top of the line. This baby is a 12 double barrel shotgun with 28" barrels and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-mart. So if one of you primative screwheads so much as touches me I am gonna!"
Go ahead, make my day!
"Allow myself to introduce...myself"
"Listen up you primates. This here is my BOOM Stick! That's right. S-marts top of the line. This baby is a 12 double barrel shotgun with 28" barrels and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-mart. So if one of you primative screwheads so much as touches me I am gonna!"
Go ahead, make my day!
Guy 2: Would you?
I'm going home to watch it damnit. LOL
I actually loved James Spader in that movie. He was an ass, but he looked great in those linen suits.
I just went roller skating yesterday for the first time in like 20 years... I wish it were the 80's all over again too!
Jim Carrey: It's ok! I'm a LIMO DRIVER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s92u40oaV-E
Jim Carrey: Anything that takes the attention off your face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CeqFpZHuC0&feature=PlayList&p=DB7FF3E553040C87&index=54&playnext=2&playnext_from=PL
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman alone gave the best lines to fat boy Private Pyle
"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"
" Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?"
"Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?"
" Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand? "
Private Joker Quote
"My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid."
Aninaml Mother Quote
After someone said a fallen soldier died for freedom
Freedom? You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".
-American Pie
Forrest Gump - "Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks."
It's a Wonderful Life - " Oh why don't you just leave and stop bothering people."
Somebody aleady took Groundhog Day.
Walter: You mean... beyond pacifism?
The Big Lebowski
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB24HaJBh9s&feature=related