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OT--Great Movie Lines!

HeaveToo
HeaveToo
I am bored. Let's spout off some great movie lines!

"Allow myself to introduce...myself"

"Listen up you primates. This here is my BOOM Stick! That's right. S-marts top of the line. This baby is a 12 double barrel shotgun with 28" barrels and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-mart. So if one of you primative screwheads so much as touches me I am gonna!"

Go ahead, make my day!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Hercules! Hercules!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
First ones here, first ones here.

Vacation....Chevy Chase
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
"I see dead people!"
deleted_user
deleted_user
YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG BOBBY BOOSHEY!!
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
"I am Cornholio, I need TP for my Bunghole"--Beavius and Butthead do America
Blindsidedagain
Blindsidedagain
"You can't handle the TRUTH"

Probably the most applicable for me.
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
One of my favorite lines is actually from a Jimmy Buffett song.

"Go fast enough to get there, but slow enough to see, moderation seems to be the key."
Jenna7873
Jenna7873
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." (Westley in The Princess Bride)
HeaveToo
HeaveToo
GREAT MOVIE Jenna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenna7873
Jenna7873
probably my all time favorite, Heave. :-)
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity - Caddyshack
Jenna7873
Jenna7873
omg Jaken!!!

Sixteen Candles!!!!

Whassa happenin hot stuff??

LOLOLOLOL
meddle
meddle
While ordering a Martini: Dear, please hold the olive and replace with a prune... George Burns :)
deleted_user
deleted_user
We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly
-History of the World, Part 1
deleted_user
deleted_user
Alex: Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!

-A Clockwork Orange (1971)