Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
I am bored. Let's spout off some great movie lines!
"Allow myself to introduce...myself"
"Listen up you primates. This here is my BOOM Stick! That's right. S-marts top of the line. This baby is a 12 double barrel shotgun with 28" barrels and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-mart. So if one of you primative screwheads so much as touches me I am gonna!"
Go ahead, make my day!
"Allow myself to introduce...myself"
"Listen up you primates. This here is my BOOM Stick! That's right. S-marts top of the line. This baby is a 12 double barrel shotgun with 28" barrels and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-mart. So if one of you primative screwheads so much as touches me I am gonna!"
Go ahead, make my day!
So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right?
But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that.
If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times.
But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy.
And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends."
But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help.
I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet.
But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. Y
ou don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid.
But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart.
You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you?
Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book.
Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport?
You're terrified of what you might say.
On the other hand, if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.
and then....
"Once again, things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY! "
(Robbie in Wedding Singer)
Phil in Groundhog Day
"Mickey and Mallory Knox are without a doubt the most defrayed pair of shitfucks it has been my displeasure to lay my goddamn hands on" - Tommy Lee Jones "Natural Born Killers"
"Killing is an art to him, and hes about to paint his masterpiece" Christopher Walken "Man on Fire"
"Excuse me Stewardess, I talk Jive" - Old Lady in "Airplane"
"Youre so fucking money, and you dont even know it" - Vince Vaughn in "Swingers"
Hasta la vista, baby!
"The price is wrong Bitch!"--Adam Saddler
That's Not your motha... That's a MAN! Man!
"Good, Bad....I am the guy with a gun." --Ash Army of Darkness