lol dude i love these jokes there so funny!!!!! :)

What does a little witch hope to get for her birthday?
A haunted dollhouse!

First Monster: There is an awful rumbling in my stomach - like a cart going over a cobblestone street.
Second Monster: It's probably that truck you ate for dinner.

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111

Which monster wears the biggest shoes?
The one with the biggest feet, of course.

Clothing And Accessories Humor
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Which monster wears the biggest shoes?
The one with the biggest feet, of course!

Clothing And Accessories Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6455980

What is Dracula's favorite animal?
The Giraffe.

Anatomy Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6543159

'Giraffe Humor' will be here soon!

What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
Ghost toasties with boo-berries.

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111

Where should a 3,000 pound monster go?
On a diet!

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3037004

Where should a 3,000 pound monster go?
On a diet!

Diet And Exercise Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6729090

Why was Mickey Mouse always falling down?
Because he kept having Disney spells.

Doctor Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5384088

How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
Give him some screws.

Nail-Biting Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7554329

How do ghosts greet each other?
"How do you boo?!"

It’s Boring Being A Monster

It’s boring being a monster,
Chasing kids around,
Hiding underneath their beds,
Not making any sound -
It’s boring waiting on the stairs,
Hoping they’ll walk by,
Boring making little creaks,
Trying to make kids cry.
It takes so long to learn this trade,
To skulk and tap and moan,
It’s boring waiting all the time
In someone else’s home.
I want to see the world out there,
I want to make some friends,
Waiting for the night-time
Never seems to end.
I’d like to slide down bannisters,
Shriek and yell and scream,
Boogie to some disco songs,
Let off a bit of steam,
I’d like to run around the house,
Turn on all the lights,
Eat marshmallows, watch T.V,
On dark and dismal nights.
I’d like to have a bath sometimes,
And clean my smelly hair -
Put some decent clothes on,
For someone who would care.
I’d like to sit down to a meal,
Smile and laugh and chat,
Have a coffee and ice-cream,
Put on a little fat.
I dream of being normal,
Having a little fun -
It’s boring being a Monster,
When all is said and done.

-Author Unknown

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072

What is the best way to talk to a huge hideous scary monster?
By long-distance phone call.

Telephone Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10895798

What kind of music do aliens listen to in their spaceships?
Neptunes!

Music Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5179046