A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Question: What do monsters eat?
Answer: Things!
Answer: Things!
A big red rock eater!
Fish and ships!
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!
A soggy peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.
What did the merman have for lunch?
A soggy sardine and ocean currents sandwich.
Neptunes!
In the Galax Sea. (galaxy)
Tackle-Me Elmo!
Sherbert! (Sure, Bert!)
Sherbert is a common corruption of the word sherbet, a frozen dessert made of fruit syrup, milk, and the white of an egg, whisked until smooth and opaque.
From a long distance!
BTW; Yes I know about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Has his own church.
They call the Witchboard.
What do you get when you go to the Witch Doctor?
A Hexamination!
On their shell phones. (seashells)
Cheer him up!
Where does Legolas get his gas?
At the Elf Service station.
How do elderly fairies get around?
The use Pixie Sticks