A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Monsters & Other Fictional Folks

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Question: What do monsters eat?
Answer: Things!
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First Zombie: Wow, your child is so big!
Second Zombie: Yes, he gruesome.
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Why did the Alien make a crop circle?

Cos what goes around comes around and
the triangle can't do curves


mmmmm I don't think I much good at ad libbing monster jokes
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I'd go for a rash of good luck.

Is the rash spots in the shape of four leaf glover?
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Breathes, what do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck!

Hmmm...is there a way we could construct a joke about a monster with a rash, or a joke about how to give a monster a rash?
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What did the hooker say to the arresting officer?
"Someday my prints will--

Hey! I tried--my mother always said that I am VERY trying--
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Beaumont
How does a pixie eat?
By goblin.
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Pam: Have you ever noticed that space aliens have no noses?
Sam: Really? How do they smell?
Pam: Terrible!
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First Space Alien: Is there someplace around here where I can wash up?
Second Space Alien: Sure, just keep going straight ahead till you come to the meteor showers.
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Beaumont
How does a monster count to thirteen?
On his fingers.
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What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled out his tooth?
The dentist.
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What do you get when you cross a brilliant scientist with a bumbling monster?
Frank Einstein
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Why did the Blob eat the North Pole?
Because it wanted a frozen dinner.
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Has anyone seen the invisible man?
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What is a ghost's favorite kind of music?
Haunting melodies.
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Beaumont
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!