A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Monsters & Other Fictional Folks

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Question: What do monsters eat?
Answer: Things!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Haha! You-all's funny folks!

Where can a monster always find a friend?
In the dictionary.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What does a boy monster call a girl who has three eyes, two noses, and three mouths?
Cute!
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why were E.T.'s eyes so big?
He had just read his phone bill.
ALC67
ALC67
Where do ghosts send their little girls?

An all GHOULS school.

Dracula and a ghost robbed a bloodbank, but DRacula got caught. The cops interrogated him because they knew he had an accomplice. what happened? Dracula gave up the Ghost.
ALC67
ALC67
Who's Freddie Kruger's favorite musician?

Slash

What's his favorite movie?

Edward Scissorhands.
ALC67
ALC67
What does an addicted ghost do to reform?

Turns over a new sheet.
ALC67
ALC67
Why was the monster hunter wandering the streets late at night?


He was looking for his fiend.
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deleted_user
What do leprechaun's eat?

Answer 4 leaf clovers. I think they also eat Shamrock cookies!
ALC67
ALC67
Noo no no. Leprechauns eat Lucky Charms (they're magically delicious!)
ALC67
ALC67
What did the drunk say to the Pink Elephant?

You're late.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Breathes, what do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck!

ALC67, always trying to steal me Lucky Charms!

What do space aliens eat for lunch?
Mars bars.
ALC67
ALC67
Ahhhh....trix are for kids.

Mars bars; where aliens go for Happy Hour. 2 for 1 drink specials every polvrsggen.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why did the monster eat a lamp?
She wanted a light snack.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Godzilla: I think we're getting closer to the city.
Mrs. Godzilla: Why do you say that?
Godzilla: We're stepping on more people.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why is Doctor Frankenstein never lonely?
Because he can always 'make' friends!