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- A little old lady had just lost her husband and decided she wanted to join him. She got his pistol, but didn't know where to point it so it would be a fast quick death. She called her doctor and he told her to point it just below her left breast. ...
- God looked down on Eden and saw Adam and Eve frolicking around the garden. Just having a great time. But they weren't doing anything to populate the earth. God called Adam over and told him He wanted him and Eve to start having kids so the earth...
- An old lady was missing her husband after he died and she decided to join him in death. She wasn't sure about how to go about it so it wouldn't be too painful. She had a pistol and called her doctor to ask him where she should point the gun to get...
- A little old lady came home early from shopping and caught her husband in their upstairs bedroom in bed with a young woman. When the police arrived, they asked her why she threw her husband out the bedroom window. She told them she figured if he...
- Summertime meant good eating around my house in the 50s. My dad was a butcher. He would be called a meat cutter now since he didn't actually kill any animals. And he owned his own grocery and market. Back then, welders would get 50 gallon steel...
- Does anybody remember U.S. Keds?
- Let's see how old you are. How many of you remember aluminum milk bottle caps?
- I'd like to welcome all of you who have had the courage to try this new group out. We're up to 14 members now and you're all quality. If you like this new thing, invite your friends. Now, here's a threat. I know all of you have some memories. ...
- Thought yall might want to see all the words that inspired this group.Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind.Memories, sweetened thru the ages just like wine.Quiet thought come floating down,And settle softly to the ground,Like golden autumn...
- I guess I'll start this group with my first car. In 1962 my parents decided to send me to a high school in a suburb of our town. The reasons are not important, but it made it hard on my mom because my little sister still was attending the local...
- Welcome to memories. Come here to remember. All of us have memories that have stayed with us through the years. A first date. A prom. Your first car. Special teachers and friends. Your first job. Your first love. Here, you can relive them...
- It seems my eczema is really flaring up all over the place. The only cause I can figure out is stress. I've got a lot of stress in my job right now. More than I've had in years. How do yall handle stress? I can't anti-depressents because I have...
- I read somewhere, maybe here that you can change the setting on your CPAP machine yourself. Does anyone know how? Where would I get instructions? They longer make my machine, but it still works and I would have to go to a doctor 90 miles away for...
- I feel I need to have the settings on my CPAP machine reconfigured. I haven't had it done in years. But I have a problem with the main doctor in my home town that deals with apnea. Several years ago, I had a sleep test done in his office but the...
- A ridge develops at the base of my fingernails when I have a flareup. It looks like a mountain range, like the forehead of a klingon on Star Trek and grows all way on the nail as it grows. When the ridge gets to the end, the nail splits. A "bump"...