hmmm, doesnt lamps have lampshades, oh heck, they are probably in the neighbors yard too.. lol.. Its ok, the birds will find good use with the moss from those fake plants.. you could always just plant that fake plant outside, then you dont to dust, or plant any fall plants, yours will look green year around.. lmbo you all crake me up...

lol aftermom, sean use to say that.. he had two wet vacs.. all cobbled together, and wouldnt you know it, I sold them because they were coming all apart, and then of course had a mini flood and needed it. So had to go and buy one, but atleast this one looked like it all belonged to the same wet vac.. lol

hmmm michelle, banging heads and licking windows.. geez. makes me miss sean even more...lmborotfl sounds like laurel and hardy...

Hot dang - there's an idea! I just blow it all into the neighbors yard (like I do with the real leaves) - no wait, I'll just get the leaf blower inside the house and first blow all the foo-foo's out the door - less work! Oh, as for smoking - you should live out here in Washington State where those dang Seattle liberals try to run our lives - they banned smoking everywhere business and public - even the bars! Worse, you've got to be 25 feet away from a door outside. So a week ago, I went to a car dealership to get a free oil change, I'm standing a good 50' away from this car that pulls up, and this guy is unbuckling his kid from the back seat. He tells me he would appreciate it if I would go to the other side of the parking lot because he didn't want his kid to get a whiff - I'm 50 feet away! But it wasn't the kids fault his dad's an idiot, so I did as he said and made no scene. But I thought about walking down the street to buy some pot at now legal pot shop (dang liberals) and letting his kid get a whiff of that! So Michele, I sympathize with your hubby and think he handled that woman very nicely (she must have been one of those Seattle kooks!) ~ Scott

Yet the smoke from the car exhausts, BBQ grills, bon fires, burning leaves are all allowed..... ???

I got a kid in my family, would love to smoke pot in Washington.
ain't that a kicker? you can smoke pot there, but not a cigarette? haha

One day I was cleaning out the cars. My husband smoked 3 packs a day. Vacuum, vacuum, got so mad. Got the leaf blower, took everything out. Got it with the leaf blower. Did a great job, then I had to blow the cig butts on down until I got them in a pile in the yard...

Sandees, that is a riot! ~ Scott

putting aside the smoking, you stand more of a chance of getting hit by a bus then dying from a whiff of smoke.. I have copd and asthma, but my mom smoked 4 to 5 packs a day.. scottie, your doing fine.. not like your sending smoke signals, but if you keep using that iron, you just might set your house on fire... well atleast then you wont have to dust, and you wont ever see that wet vac, or fake plants again.. lol.. j.k on the house on fire..

lol, aftermom, scottt and sandee. .this more fun then going to bed feeling sorry for myself.. lets keep goiing.. weeee this is fun.. lol

I have two hatchets for that. One for each hand. Only, for me it wouldn't be the ironing table, It would be the damn junk filling up the center of the garage. Chop em into little pieces for the effing GARBAGE MAN.

You are right Sandie, all the smoke from everything else isn't a bother. Not to mention all the chemicals we injest through our food and water because it's all about profit and bumper crops etc. We don't have to worry about Social Security going bankrupt. There will be no one around to claim it. Whoops, shouldn't be typing about politics, but couldn't resist. I apologize if I offend anyone.

Sara, a hatchet in each hand would be like edward scissorhands! ha ha. Or maybe just a huge wood shredder for all the stuff in the center of your garage. Hugs, Michele

Carla, don't want any burning houses over ironing, but I look forward to the day Scott lets us know he has scortched all of his cotton shirts. May be the only way he will ever buy the NO IRON type. ha ha

My dad smoked 4/5 packs a door. When I cleaned out his car, he got mad!!!... It took me days and gallons of while vinegar to get the film out of his car. he said he couldn't see out his windows. After I took the smoke film off. He had that car 20 years, and never cleaned it out. Or washed it. It looked so good, I was impressed when I went to hospital and got him, in it. He was sooo mad...lol