There are too many to tell of my children but I do remember babysitting my little sister years ago and I was in the ladies room putting on my makeup and she came in and was watching me and I left the room for just a fraction of a second and get back and my makeup was not in the same place that I had left it so I asked her did you move the makeup and she said no and of course she did so I asked her again and she said no and then I said look at you ....YOU HAVE GUILTY WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE...and she proceeds to look in the mirror saying there's nothing on my face...boy...talk about ducking out of the bathroom and cracking up!

Got another one this morning... My three-year-old said, "My friend, Plank, clipped his peanut." READ: my imaginary friend Plank zipped his penis.

He also has an imaginary brother named Ebode that died in a plane crash.

We lived in Germany for a time and since it rarely gets hot in Germany, we had no fans or AC. One day it was unseasonably hot and we were quite miserable. We all went to bed that night and it was still hot. In the middle of the hot sweaty darkness my five year old daughter called out "Can't you hear us SWEATING in here!!!!!"

my daughter said....
" I cant eat chicken it makes me pee and I cant eat cheese it gives me a headache"
she just did not want what I was making for dinner but that was funny
I still tease her today about it and she is 18 now...

When my son was 2, I asked him if he liked his dinner. He responded "Yes, Mommmy!....then hesitated and said, "...and I like dog food too!" It seemed like he didn't mean it as a put down,though it sounded like one! When my dtr. was 2, she was looking at the Nativity set, pointed to Mary and said, "There's Mary (Merry) Christmas!