when my daughter was little about 2 yrs old, she had spent the weekend with her grandparents. Grandpa loves to cook but has quite a vocab in the kitchen. Well my daughter had gotten a playskool kitchen for xmas that year, with all the bells and whistles. When she arrived how she decided she was gonna "cook" in her kitchen. I thought nothing of it, and went about my chores, a few minutes later I hear"god damit, son of b*tch coming from my little angle, I go into the living room and asked her what she was doing. And she said I am making a cake like grandpa....I immediately called gramma and grampa and told them...we all laughed so hard, and so did hubby when he got home ;)
Hugz
Morgaine

This is nice...but...I don't have children...but...I do have a niece and I think she is pretty damn hilarious...and she's pretty cute. But aren't they all...
One of my most favorite moments with her was when she was 2 and 1/2...she said "Grampy,do you want me to tell you a dirty joke?" My father horrified said "who taught her a dirty joke? That isn't right!" We all told him to be quiet and listen...
My niece (a tad bit annoyed at this point says):
"GRAMPY!"
"Are you ready?"
He nods, and she says:
"A pig fell in the mud!"
My father felt like a fool...it was a good moment.
--em

i'm babysitting my friend's son and he just told me he's a lion and he's going to eat me. So he started to eat me. I asked him what I tasted like. He said I tasted like brenda lol

Oh sooo many funny moments with my kids... The best was when my oldest son was about 2 and a half...he was sitting on my bed talking to my mom on the phone. My husband walked in the room (he had just got out of the shower) and my husband was trying so hard to get his underwear on and keepinghimslef covered so my son could not see his "privates". Well, myson got a peek at it. All of the sudden out of the blue my son tells my mom "my daddy's pee pee is dead" LMAO! My husband thought he was talking to my dad so he didn't care so much. But, when I told him it was my mom, he about died. I got on the phone with my mom and she said "Jaime you shouldn't laugh about it in front of your son, he will go around saying it all the time. But, I am sorry" LOL

MY SON WAS CLEANING HIS DESK TOP OFF AND I TOLD HIM TO USE SOME ELBOW GREASE FOR THE STUBBORN STAINS...WELL HE'S STILL LOOKING FOR THAT ELBOW GREASE CAN. LOL
JAV

When I was 12 I was babysitting my little sister and one of the young neighbor boys was with us. They only had boys at their house and a lot of them. I was changing my sisters diaper when he let out a scream and started running across the street saying "They cut it off! They cut it off!"

Needless to say I had a talk with the Mom.

I think we have a new smart ass thats new old news oh well another one to get rid of

new? doubt that

My daughter about age 3. I opened up a can of tuna and she asked me if it was cat chicken. lol

this 1's not really funny, but was the 1st time my daughter proved she was an old soul.. at age 3 my grandmother was talking bout my daughters funny characteristics and commented bout how 'she really talked with her eye's'.... 3yr old corrects grandma..' ur eyes dont talk gran..its ur mouth that moves'.....

My Fiancee is pretty smooth when it comes to complementing me and saying sweet stuff-well I think my 10 year old is learning off him.

He came home from school a couple of weeks back and ran in the door and said
" Quick-we have to ring Heaven" and I am like "Why?"
and he says to me
"Because they have an Angel missing and she is right here!!"

Then... the next day he walks in and said "Mum are you tired?"
and I replied "Yeah, just a bit mate"
and then he came back with
"Well you should be, cause you have been running through my mind all day!!"

Now if that is not smooth.. I don't know what is-I have been wondering why the neighbourhood girls like to walk past my house.!!!

when we were driving to Disneyland from Canada in 1998 my 3year old said at our 1st stop 5 hours into it. "boy that sure was a long street". Too funny!

When my daughter was 3, I took her to the hardware store to pick up something for my husband. When the man at the store ask us if we needed help (like all the other employees he was wearing a measuring tape clipped to the front of his belt) my daughter looked up at him, pointed to the man's crotch and said "My daddy has one just like that but his is bigger". Imagine my face!

This one time i totally could have cared less about kids doing stupid things. Hahaha.

My three-year-old boy said very dramatically, "Mommy, my stomach is treating. That means I need a treat to make it feel better."