Oh, c'mon, Marty. Puts real meaning into "light a fire under him." Caffeine super speed absorption thru rectum, Marlboro man flicks his bic & blows a, little smoke, you go now!
I can see you like Wile E. Coyote.

I was surprised that marty hasn't put in his two cents worth earlier. marty - you feeling OK?

Oh My Gosh. I was told a few years ago that coffee was the hardest thing for your liver toi break down. So it was bad for Hep C. Well thats good to know I like my coffee. :-)

ever heard of a tobacco smoke enema???????

it used to be used as a form of respiration...... Now that does put in to perspective of smoking ciggs and coffee...........right up the ol wazoo.........

i am laughing because it was true and it freakin weird.........

i use my arse to sit on...........and it IS an exit..........

Is that where the expression "blow smoke up your *ss" comes from?

ha ha ha well done ptriss - could be..dont know if I'd like to try it though.

have a friend who is using the asspresso technique - he loves his coffee buzz and has cancer that will not repond.

congrats on the smoke free days ptriss - your wit is coming to the fore

wasn't me who coined the phrase asspresso, it was on YouTube...or sumpin! as well as Starbutts, and crappucino! LOL

As for the anal sphincter being an exit, indeed it is. However, the use of enemas to cleanse toxins from the body is an ancient practice, and was taught by Jesus to remove worms and parasites and such from the body.

http://www.healthbanquet.com/enema-parasite-historical-jesus.html

By the way, coffee should be organic and should always be simmered covered for 15 minutes to destroy the oils before administering in an enema. Oh, and cooled to luke warm of course....

Coffee taken orally acidifies the body. An acid body attracts diseases and other problems. Coffee taken as medicine rectally doesn't acidify the body. It goes to the liver in 3 minutes, causes the ducts to contract and push out toxins.

Coffee enemas eliminate headaches and most body aches, and make you feel better. They also remove iron from the body. The virus uses iron to replicate. Light comes on.....coffee enemas are good for people with HepC.

Watch the youtube video, A Gerson Miracle. It's all about coffee enemas and a vegan diet to destroy disease in the body.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY-HsoJ0gr0

Hoping everyone has a wonderful weekend!

and with that post, i just hadda change my avatar! LOLOLOL

I should have known that subject was going to come back... Makiah it's really hard to take serious medical advice from someone who has a pumpkin butt (or whatever that is) as an avatar! But I think there's truth to it and Token makes a good point, if you've got low BP it helps and if your totally fatigued a bit of rocket fuel doesn't hurt. Of course you should go to Tim Hortons and not some snobby Starbucks.

I grow my own coffee in a special metal walled room in my house under expensive lighting. Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, ...
Sorry, just had a cup. I'm buzzed......

So Wes, is that what they're calling it now? coffee? Now this whole picture is getting clearer, clearer.
MAK such an appropriate avie for this thread!
Marty is still over on youtube.

oh dear.. lol, here we go again! my ass is now a crock pot? will have to try to find that thread.

My doc told me last month that stats prove that 4 cups of coffee a day help the liver / fibrosis. If I drank that much I would never sleep! I do treat myself to a cup now and then, but my BP is high, so it's def a treat!

Ok found the youtube post.. Sorry MAK..u know we love u!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HnPQFRyyro&feature=related

Was wondering what it would take to flush Mak1ah out, snort snort snort.

the wit is flyyying.............