made dal and basmati rice for the kids tonight. I texted my daughter this morning and asked if she wanted that for dinner and she said

YESS!!!!!

I ate too much of it though... now I'm dal stuffed. Hehe.

I would love being a female for 24 hours and being able to explore my new body parts and being able to be multi-orgasmic, even during that special time of the month..

If John has an optical drive, a hard drive and a gfx card, then I am gonna buy my RAM next month and go ahead and build my computer, then upgrade it over time.

tomorrow is my last day of clinicals! today...they actually surprised me by practically begging me to work there. there are a couple residents who they have a really hard time with, but i dont. they are eagerly awaiting me getting my official certification. who knew after how awful my first day was?

oh, and something else new. Apparently i "look" ultra-conservative and stuck-up according to my younger class mates. they were talking about how many people i have slept with and said i had probably only slept with my husband. i started laughing my ass off. they were like, "so, more than 6?" and eventually got up to "more than 20?" before i said, "are you asking how many PEOPLE or how many MEN?" omg. you would have thought i fired a shot-gun in the middle of the room. they were freaking out and said, "you have slept with a GIRL?" and i said, "no. i have slept with multiple girls. that is part of being bisexual." apparently i dont "look" like i would be bisexual. also, why is being bi such a taboo thing? people say they are straight and no one cares. people say they are gay and it is no big deal anymore. someone says they are bi and it is like you are the biggest whore to ever live! geesh.

so, being the sweet peach i am (haha!) i made some of my gluten-free blue-berry oatmeal muffins for all the cna's who helped train me. Then my daughter won the most compliments in her class and gets to eat doughnuts with the principal...only she cant eat doughnuts because of the celiac disease. so, mommy to the rescue. made gluten-free cinnamon rolls.......oh, and then i find out that it is teacher appreciation week and my daughter wants to make her teachers favorite treat...so we made our version of muddy-buddies using chocolate soy butter, sunbutter, coconut oil, and gluten-free chex.

oh, and did i mention that i am badly sun-burned from working in the yard yesterday, but still walked one of the dogs up to pick up my daughter from school so she could show her off?

now... i am off... to shower...AND PASS THE FUCK OUT.

Congrats on how well you're doing and them wanting you to work there.

I have to say though, you better get with it Des and start looking bi? It's simple, you just get "I'm Bisexual" tattooed across your forehead or stick a post-it note on your forehead.

I think the reason some people see things as taboo is because they don't understand and those people won't take the time to educate themselves about whatever it is so they put on the taboo list.

Ok, gluten-free donuts, yep. You're sunburned, yep. Nice, nice, nice.

NOW BACK TO THE CONVERSATION!!!!

So you told these wide-eyed newbies that you were bi? You seriously opened up to these folks like that? Whew, bold! I couldn't imagine the look on their faces when you surprised them with all that. Guarantee you any straight guys in that group immediately went to their homes, rooms, dorms, or car and gave themselves a little tugaboo with THAT image. Nice!

Ok, regarding the job thing -- I KNEW something great would happen for you. You worked way too hard to think you'd not have something come out of this. So good for you! You should be proud and reward yourself with something! :)

My baby sister Breanna will be in 4th grade this coming year, and is on the honor roll list. I am proud of her.

okie--------- i have been out since i was 13! i really dont see it as some huge thing. Like i said, it's not like i just came in and started flaunting it. it just kind of came up in conversation. Oh, and btw, the instructor wasnt in the room, nor was the 1 guy we have in class. not that he would have cared anyway. keep in mind people, i am one of the old ladies in class! i also think i am the only one that is married and who has kids by the same dad. so it is hardly like this group is incredibly straight laced or anything!

I knew you said you were out a long time ago, but I could just imagine these people circled around you like you're telling a story. Elbows on the ground, fist to their chins, bright-eyed and hung on your every word. :)

Sounds like it's a fun and good group you study with. Just hope they're all decent people and not ones to go spouting off a the mouth. Not that it's a secret, but that it shouldn't be fodder for gossip, you know?

why cant relationships just be that instead of Gay Bi or straight does it really matter as long as people show love and its not abusive then who cares if its same sex or other gah...i am from a huge family so i have a a neice who wants to be a Wayne and is saving up for that op and all the medical/psychological shennanigans that come with it a bro and a nephew whos gay as well as a cousin who is a lesbian and then my great neice has just revealed on FB that she likes EVERYTHING GOD HAS TO GIVE male and female...i have enough trouble remembering everyones birthday let alone whos is dating who these days lol..*bangs head against computer shit forgot to wish Wayne a happy birthday last week!!!

oh forgot to say Congrats to u DES!
oh and that my day sucked arse but ive vented so all is cool in memeland again

I sure hope y'all aren't thinking what I said was made in judgement or taken the wrong way. I'm looking at it as a funny thing and hopefully one where some sensitive student doesn't run his/her mouth off.

wow Meme, I love your attitude :)

Okie, you always make me smile, but you need to be spanked by a bi...i'll let that sink in for a minute :)

Okie u are very sweet! for me I was only venting about how i hate that people have to explain their relatoinship...fuck that shit! i say if they dont like the fact two chicks/guys are holding hands that people have to tell them its "wrong"or make rude comments...and u okie did no of that :) in fact i love that u care enough to apologise to Des just in case thats true friend shizz right there :D

LOL Mon ur naughty plant u :P

and OMG Recon big kudos to ur sis!!

Well I didn't exactly apologize, I simply would like for her to demonstrate her past so that I can truly see that she is in fact bi. I think that's fair to me, fair to you, and fair to all the good folks on the HS board.

So without further adieu, I present to you Des and her video of woman on woman interaction.....

"Cue the laptop screen, adjust volume on my count, 3...2...1...ANNNNNNNDDDDDDD ACTION - snap!!!"

(Des, you can upload now)