bahahhahaaha Classic Tossed an oldie but goodie :P


omg MSVIV thats so wrongo on so many levels lol shecould have least chopped up some ginger d chucked it in to the mix teeheehee

oh if anyone asks...it wasnt me....

Ginger Ale and Amaretto is a refreshing drink on a hot summer's day. Good stuff.

Updated my avi and added a picture of the puppy. He turns 11 weeks old tomorrow ;) Staples got taken out on Monday. He healed well and had no complications. Yay! He is eating like a monster...about 30oz a day. And he went from 11lbs to 16lbs in less than 2 weeks

awwwwww. how sweet. i love puppies!

I want that puppy..so cute!

He smells like baby breath and howls like a banshee. His teeth are like needles and his ears are the softest thing ever. He slicks them back and sits when you come home to greet him. His tantrums are hysterical. I love him

okay. i am about to get TMI, so some of you may want to move on. but i am getting pissed and want to vent.

the last time i went to the bathroom? a freakin week ago. in the past 5 days i have had 16 stool softeners, 3 dulcolax, 3 doses of miralax, have eaten half a container of prunes, juice, and double fiber supplements. all of this has barely succeeded in anything other than a ridiculous about of gas.

i have always had tummy troubles, but since i started this new medicine i have gone to the bathroom maybe 4 times total (in almost 2 months) without the help of heavy laxatives or an enema. i am trying really hard to avoid doing that again, because i dont want my body to become dependent on it. but how the hell am i supposed to fit in my clothes or know if i am losing weight when i am practically stock piling weight in my digestive system!?

GAH!!!!!!!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yep, that'd be TMI!.. :)

Nah, j/k with you. Des that does not sound healthy at all. Not only does it sound really painful when you have to go, but I'd imagine not cleansing your system out regularly can lead to bacteria or some other internal problems. It sounds like you're taking everything you can to relieve that. The two things I can think of that you haven't mentioned -- castor oil and fish oil -- might help.

oh, yes okie, that reminds me. i started taking flax oil also. still nada. i am doing to try hula hooping later and see if that helps. or (if my kids will actually leave me alone) maybe break out my tae bo dvd now that i have my own space to actually do it. although, it isnt like i havent been active. yesterday i took my kids for a walk to the pet store, hopped next door to the Family Dollar, then walked to Joann's fabrics for craft stuff, and then walked home.

As sexy as you hula hooping sounds, there's an image in my head that's kind of killing the mood right now....if you know what I mean. :-p

How come Prizz's face is the avatar for 'team DS'?

Des, Herbalife makes a product called Herbal Aloe concentrate. When Scott or I have stomach problems of any kind (and both of us have chronic issues that have been diagnosed) we take shots of this stuff. The bottle says it is supposed to help the digestive system by cleaning the villi in the intestines and helping everything to run more efficiently and more smoothly. Personally I have found this to be extremely true. Just one or two shots gets us back on track. You have to order it from an Herbalife store or an Herbalife rep. My roommate is a rep and we order from his account. So if you can't find it and want to try it let me know and I can offer it for you and have them send it to your house.

Lol!

Anthem - Your puppy is absolutely adorable. I love his eyes!

My boyfriend and I's anniversary is coming up on Thursday :) Yay! Another year together :D

Had fried seafood for dinner with seafood macaroni salad as my side dish. I am STUFFED!

~Puppy Seal of Approval~