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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with there head and women think with there heart. For example: One even last week, my girl friend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts up and she eventually says I dont feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
I said what????!! What was that?
So she said the words that every boy friend on the planet dreads to hear Youre just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responds to my puzzled look by saying. Cant you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldnt decide which one to take so I told her we would just buy them all! She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you.. She was so excited! She must have thought I was one short wave of a ship wreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesnt even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said. Thats fine , honey.
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, I think this is all Dear , lets go to the cashier.!
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, No honey , I dont feel like it.
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?
I then said honey ! I just want you to hold this stuff for a while . Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me , I added, Why cant you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?
Apparently I am not having Sex tonight either.
Well, the passion starts up and she eventually says I dont feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
I said what????!! What was that?
So she said the words that every boy friend on the planet dreads to hear Youre just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responds to my puzzled look by saying. Cant you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldnt decide which one to take so I told her we would just buy them all! She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you.. She was so excited! She must have thought I was one short wave of a ship wreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesnt even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said. Thats fine , honey.
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, I think this is all Dear , lets go to the cashier.!
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, No honey , I dont feel like it.
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?
I then said honey ! I just want you to hold this stuff for a while . Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me , I added, Why cant you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?
Apparently I am not having Sex tonight either.
Its a joke some hummor some of you are over analizing it and taking it serious. Like I said lighten up people life is too short.:}
I acomplished my goal my making most people smile and laugh. If that is wrong of me I really don't know what to tell you.
Like I said if this offends you then don't read it and move on to the next post. Nobody is forcing you to read it. Or reply in a negative manner.
CUDEMAN: Unfortunately, that's not how it works. Just as you have the right (within reason) to post whatever asinine material you please, so long as you aren't hurting anyone else, any potential readers have the right (within reason) to respond that it's asinine or offensive or whatever conclusion they've come to.
Oh, and don't come on a board where people are clinically depressed and tell them to "lighten up". You obviously don't understand what it means to be clinically depresssed.
Also, ummm, how do we know if we'll be offended if we don't read it? Telepathy? HA You ARE funny! CONGRATULATIONS FUNNY MAN! KEEP PUTTING THE FUN BACK IN FUNNY, CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE I'M GOING TO LAUGH AT ANYTHING IF NOT AT YOU!