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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with there head and women think with there heart. For example: One even last week, my girl friend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts up and she eventually says I dont feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
I said what????!! What was that?
So she said the words that every boy friend on the planet dreads to hear Youre just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responds to my puzzled look by saying. Cant you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldnt decide which one to take so I told her we would just buy them all! She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you.. She was so excited! She must have thought I was one short wave of a ship wreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesnt even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said. Thats fine , honey.
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, I think this is all Dear , lets go to the cashier.!
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, No honey , I dont feel like it.
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?
I then said honey ! I just want you to hold this stuff for a while . Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me , I added, Why cant you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?
Apparently I am not having Sex tonight either.
Well, the passion starts up and she eventually says I dont feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
I said what????!! What was that?
So she said the words that every boy friend on the planet dreads to hear Youre just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responds to my puzzled look by saying. Cant you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldnt decide which one to take so I told her we would just buy them all! She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you.. She was so excited! She must have thought I was one short wave of a ship wreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesnt even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said. Thats fine , honey.
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, I think this is all Dear , lets go to the cashier.!
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, No honey , I dont feel like it.
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?
I then said honey ! I just want you to hold this stuff for a while . Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me , I added, Why cant you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?
Apparently I am not having Sex tonight either.
When you revealed it to be a joke, after criticism, it felt manipulative to me. Would you have revealed it to be a joke if everyone had applauded your post?
Sorry, I don't like being manipulated, but I do love a good laugh.
I am glad most of you saw the hummor in it because that is what it was supposed to be , just hummor. I try to brightend people's lives because it helps brightend my life that is very dark right now. So maybe I might be back with somthing eles. Will see. Cuda:
I believe that. I believe your intentions were purely good.
There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled her vagina with glue.
When they paid to get in,
She said with a grin,
You must pay to get out of it too!
:D
I would have to say this dude had a very creative way of paying her back. hehehehehehehehe! Black web I like you joke hahahahaha. Hey I think there might be hope for you guys after all. Most of the responses are pos.:}
I don't know. I guess somewhere along the line I neglected to learn to laugh at psychologically-damaging sexism.
Sorry to be negative but I don't think this "joke" belongs in this particular forum. Maybe one of the other categories would be okay.
But you definitely don't understand women!!!
You don't belong to any groups here, either. What is your point for being here? Socializing? Again, I think you're in the wrong place if you've come here to see what sort of reaction you can get out of people. JMO