farts make me laugh.. Im just that way..

My brother can catch a fart in his had and throw it at you.. You can run as fast as you can to get away but he can throw it at you and knock you down with it.. roflmao

I have to keep from laughing everytime a patient farts,...but it is usually an elderly person,..but I still act professional,..I don't laugh,...I keep it in,...LOL

I hate farting. I feel possessed by the fartdevil when they come one right after the other. I hate that. & then you know you can't go to the bathroom every time you need to fart, b/c you would just stay in the b-room all day and not get any work done. But you hate when you stay at your work station and fart and people smell it. Oh God, I just want to DIE!!!

Oh yea, how bout in an elevator.. a full elevator? roflmao.. * looking for the nearest elevator *

Hmph!

I TOLD everyone it wasn"t me!

When I was a teen, I use to walk in on my mother while she was in the bathroom.. I would let a fart and walk out.. It use to make her so mad but then again I would tell her "hey, you always told me if I needed to let loose to go to the bathroom"..

When you're in an elevator with one other person. They fart quietly, turn and smile, then leave. You are left with another three floors to travel, dying of C.O Poo omissions. Then some people get into this hell hole of a stink and look at you as though you're the filthiest turd ever shat out. You can't shout 'It wasn't me, dammit!!!' You just have to stay quiet and get out.

I went to catholic school when I was younger, and the elderly nuns who taught there would frequent entertain us with their gasious releases. Like one day, sister Hermina was pulling down the map for social studies and let a huge one rip. Pfffffffffffffffft. Then she looked around like she didn't know what had happened...cause you know, she was like 90 and her hearing was gone.

lmao Stevey and Rainer..
Theres nothing better then an old people fart...

mean u remind me of a friend who likes fart jokes lmao

fart - definition
(frt) slang


verb, (fart-ed, fart-ing, farts)

An explosion between the legs; to expel intestinal gas through the anus.

noun, (farts)
Discharged intestinal gas; a foul-smelling mass of air.

LMAO - Beast i knew we were way too much alike. Have been having some minor expulsions here most of the day. Leftovers from my stomach virus earlier in the week I think.

OMG.. Rainer.. it was an explosion between my legs.. almost blew the legs off

"An explosion between the legs" wow.